I had a fight with Tim tonight that had nothing to do with you. Everything is okay. I am just very tired and really want to write you a really fun blog from the perspective of Maya Sweet about what she would imagine you’re going to do to me tomorrow (based on the fucking you gave her). But I am sleepy and a little melancholy and I am sleeping on the couch for the first time and that’s weird. I can’t wait to see you tomorrow, baby sweet baby.