I love your laugh, especially when you are pleased with yourself, like when you got called out for just blabbing worlds or when you made me tell you why the junk shop owner played the piano at me. You are the sweetest, most handsome, silliest, hunkiest dingbat in Texas and I am gonna die tryin’ to suck your cock off you like a tube sock down a shop-vac hose.

I am gonna fuck you in a cave.

Then, I am gonna fuck you im a dome.

Then, I’m gonna fuck your in a tree.

We are going to give the stars if Arizona a five-star fuck show. We are going to kiss at sunrise and sunset. We are going to talk about god and love and death and ghosts. And we are going to laugh and cry and laugh until we cry. I love you, Craig. You are in the best parts of me.